'Pastors'

I was just wondering as I was going through the Bible... if you were to gather all the 'pastors' in all the 'churches' in all the land together in one place (it'd be like the Anti-Woodstock I guess - or at least I hope it would), and announce that as of tomorrow 100 percent of them must fulfill all the Biblical qualifications for elders, and that none of them would any longer collect any salary from their 'churches' but must work to support themselves as the Bible says... I wonder how many would still be there the next morning?