'Pastors'

I was just wondering as I was going through the Bible... if you were to gather all the 'pastors' in all the 'churches' in all the land together in one place (it'd be like the Anti-Woodstock I guess - or at least I hope it would), and announce that as of tomorrow 100 percent of them must fulfill all the Biblical qualifications for elders, and that none of them would any longer collect any salary from their 'churches' but must work to support themselves as the Bible says... I wonder how many would still be there the next morning?

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Recently, our 25 year old was in the small local grocery store.
An elderly woman, turning to a very young child in line, asked, "Well are you all ready for Santa?"
"Yes we are," the boy's mother answered for him.
"And have you been a good boy?" responded the old woman?
"No..." his mother admitted on his behalf, explaining the frankness of her answer by adding, "We don't believe in lying."

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Recently, our 25 year old was in the small local grocery store.
An elderly woman, turning to a very young child in line, asked, "Well are you all ready for Santa?"
"Yes we are," the boy's mother answered for him.
"And have you been a good boy?" responded the old woman?
"No..." his mother admitted on his behalf, explaining the frankness of her answer by adding, "We don't believe in lying."

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Recently, our 25 year old was in the small local grocery store.
An elderly woman, turning to a very young child in line, asked, "Well are you all ready for Santa?"
"Yes we are," the boy's mother answered for him.
"And have you been a good boy?" responded the old woman?
"No..." his mother admitted on his behalf, explaining the frankness of her answer by adding, "We don't believe in lying."